In God's Time
--Anonymous

Imagine a conversation with God. One day a man asked, "God, how long is a thousand years to you?" The Eternal One answered with nary a blink, "Just a second."

"Well, then, Almighty," the man queried, "how much is a million dollars to you?" The Creator of all shrugged it off with, "Just a penny."

With an idea in mind, a gleam in his eyes, and a flickering smile crawling across his face, the man asked one more question, "Lord, can I have...well, ...how about giving me just a penny?" To which the Most High All-knowing replied with a slight grin, "Maybe...in just a second."